Macintosh Garden - Robert Carr

Mac Spudd!

Carl — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 20:19:39 +0000

Haul your load of potatoes across a post-apocalyptic Idaho. But watch out for Mutant Jackalopes, Free-fire Zone Hunters, and Aryan Yuppies!

Operation Rescue

Carl — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:47:44 +0000

Bizarre game where you eat fetuses.

This game will help to strengthen the moral fiber of America and reinforce the family values such as cannibalism, child abuse and senseless violence which made this country great.

MacJesus

Carl — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:24:39 +0000

Your personal savior on a floppy disk.

Porno Writer (aka Pretty Good Pornography)

Carl — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:28:45 +0000

Writes penthouse-type letters automatically. This includes both Porno Writer 2.0 and Pretty Good Pornography 3.0, an upgraded version released in 1994.

WORLD DOOMED!!! PGP 3 RELEASED

In yet another sign of the impending apocalypse, Lamprey Systems today announced the release of PGP 3 (Pretty Good Pornography 3.0 ).

Mormonoids of the Deep

InkBlot — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:54:53 +0000

Trapped in the town of Mormonville with only a suitcase nuke and a Colt .45 you must destroy the evil Yogsoggsmith before you sober up.

MacJesus ProGold

IIGS_User — Fri, 29 May 2009 15:15:57 +0000

Your Personal Savior on a Floppy Disk Returns...

How many times in a crisis situation have you turned to prayer, only to discover that the line is busy or perhaps even disconnected?

It's alarming but true, most prayer requests go unanswered due to the sheer magnitude of verbal and written correspondence received by GOD every day.

Even worse, some prayers are misaddressed, others are sent to the wrong department, and even a few are slipped down drain pipes and sent straight to HELL by lazy angels looking to get off work early.